Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Have they no shame?


The rumors of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie — without any input from Joss Whedon — are true. A press release says writer Whit Anderson has an exciting new take on the character. Be very scared.

Rest of the post here at io9...

And with that, a brightly light has been smothered in our universe...

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Why is Y/A taking over genre fiction?


Back in day, when I was a wee young ‘un just discovering the wonders of the written word (that golden age known as the 90’s…) Y/A fiction was basically Sweet Vally High and other stuff general shoved in a shelve at the back of the book store. For hardcore geeks, fantasy was a genre generally seen as being for adults, or at least for all ages. There was never the assumption that any of it was being specifically targeted towards young readers – generally speaking, if you were into fantasy, you started one on the more accessible stuff (Dragonlance Chronicles being the gateway of choice for a whole generation…RIP, TSR!) and moved on up as your tates matured (Robert Jordan, GRRM, Gaiman….) A big help was that a lot of the stuff being written back then was really accessible and didn’t take itself too seriously. Ad that was true of all speculative genres…scifi, horror and so on.

Now, it seems like a lot of the creative energy is coming from books that, technically speaking, are written for teen and tween readers…except that a large part of the audience are adults looking for a good read. While it seems like a lot of “adult” fantasy, scifi and so on come across as stale…which begs the question…why? How did Y/A get the genre-fic mojo?

Here’s an article from the LA Times that might shed a little light on the subject….

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

BOOM!!!!

Some times its the only way to dead with writers block!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Who are the founders of Fantasy?


What are the roots of fantasy?

The standard response has been to point to Tolkien, mutter some stuff about Western folklore and Arthurian romance, throw in some educated remarks about Greek and Roman mythology and the Kalevala, and then declare the Lord of the Rings the foundational text, full stop. But it seems to me, at least, that fantasy is a genre with many fathers. Tolkien casts a long shadow, to be sure – anyone writing epic fantasy for the last few decades has basically been following in the path laid by LOTR, despite many heroic efforts to the contrary. But that shortchanges other authors as well, who have had just as much of an impact on the development of the genre.

If there were such a thing as an ancestral temple of Fantasy Founders, I would put a statue of Robert E. Howard right up there next to JRR – REH basically invented Sword and Sorcery (predating Tolkien by several decades) and introduced a whole other style of (anti)hero very much the opposite of Aragorn and Frodo. (For the record, I think Conan could wipe the floor with Aragorn, stomp Sauron too mush, and pick his teeth with the splinters of Gandalf’s broken staff…just my humble opinion, of course.) Also, an honorable bust of Edgar Rice Burroughs – yeah, he’s considered a scifi writer, but his Barsoom series is still one of the most impressive examples of speculative world building ever.)

Anyone else care to venture a thought?

Friday, July 2, 2010

Updates, mor eupdates...


I know I'm not as punctual about updating this blog as I like...ah well, life gets in the way...

Moving along....

Book 2 of THE STORM AT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD is almost through the editing process...I;m shotting for an end-of-the-summer release. Check this website for news as it is posted.

Also...started work on a new novel, hopefully the first in a series. Still playing around with titles, but ARCADIAN DREAMS seems to be a favorite at the moment. As the for the plot...well, it's fantasy (obviously), it's dystopian, and it's different....

Anyway, just the the heck of it, here's an image of Saint Francis de Sales, patron saint of writers...because everyone needs a friend....


Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Eye of the World miniseries!



According to Wikipedia:

In a 2000 chat on CNN.com, Robert Jordan mentioned that NBC had purchased an option to do a miniseries of The Eye of the World. But he expressed doubts that the series would be made stating "key people involved in getting that contract together have left NBC."

On 12 August 2008, Variety reported that Universal Pictures had optioned the rights to produce feature film adaptations of The Wheel of Time books. They plan to adapt The Eye of the World as the first film.

Theres an IMDB page listed...no info on it as of yet. But still...pretty cool!

Eye of the World miniseries!



According to Wikipedia:

In a 2000 chat on CNN.com, Robert Jordan mentioned that NBC had purchased an option to do a miniseries of The Eye of the World. But he expressed doubts that the series would be made stating "key people involved in getting that contract together have left NBC."

On 12 August 2008, Variety reported that Universal Pictures had optioned the rights to produce feature film adaptations of The Wheel of Time books. They plan to adapt The Eye of the World as the first film.

Theres an IMDB page listed...no info on it as of yet. But still...pretty cool!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

2012...Not quite the end of the world


Looks like 2012 will be a banner year for reasons other than ancient Mayan prophecies...

The Hobbit...Star trek 2 (or should that be Star Trek 12?)...and lets not forget the remake of Dune, which hopefully atone for the WTFWT of the last time David Lunch had a go at it...(which isn't to say his version isn't awesome/. But it took some many liberties with the text, it ended up being something very different....

Here's an article that explains it all in fascinating detail....

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sleepy Metal Inspiration


I’ve always found good music to be quite conducive to the writing process. And for me, the heavier the better. Metal is to fantasy what rum is to Red Bull…not strictly necessary, but it kicks it up a notch…the cover art on most albums is itself a source of pure inspiration…

At the moment my subgenre of choice is stoner/doom metal, specifically the stuff that cae out of the Southern California scene during the mid to late nineties. The band that stands out above all others: Sleep, which deserve their own place in rock history for having the guts to make an album, “Dopesmoker,” (it’s called stoner metal for a reason…..) consisting of one song….70+ minutes long. The record company, lacking ANY imagination, rejected it out of hand, calling it unmarketable. Today it’s considered a classic. (After the inevitable breakup, member went on to form High on Fire…about which too much can never be said….)

Have a dose…what’s not to like?

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

New review for FIELD OF FIRE

A review for Field of Fire has been posted on the STATE OF REVIEW WEBSITE:

By the end of Field of Fire I was ready for more. Field of Fire has something from everyone and has a pace that is hard to match. Lots of answered questions that should be answered in upcoming installments. If you want to get lost in an imaginary world with some fast pacing and interesting characters you need to look no further than Field of Fire.

Click
HERE to read the rest.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Even to this day, the hair on the back of neck stands up...

Even now, it still sends a thrill down my spine...



CROMMMMM!!!!

Monday, June 7, 2010

And I'm back...


From a much needed break away from the world...ran across this interesting diagram which pretty much explains...well, everything.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

On vacation...pt 2

All I have to say is...sun...booze...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Saturday, May 29, 2010


Just saw Prince of Persia at the local omniplex...and it was baaaad! And not I don't mean "baaad" as in awesome...but baaad as in "why the heck did I waste eight bucks and two hours of my life on this turd?"

I won't give any spoilers, just point out a few of the more egregious details.

First. Jake Gyllanhaal can't do a credible British accent. Which begs the question, why would they have British accents in the first place? Isn't this supposed to be taking place in ancient Persia?

The plot is a bunch of hackneyed tropes that seemed to have been culled from the bottom layer of bad fantasy movies. I used to think Dungeons & Dragons represented the nadir of that genre. Not any more.

Finally, I know there are people upset that a Persian actor wasn't cast in any of the major roles in this film. Having seen it, they might want to count their blessings. A benefit to anyones resume it is not.

Course that's just my opinion....

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

GODZILLA!!!!

Amateur hour...and yet it still beats the crappy version Hollywood put out a few years back...also, BLUE OYSTER CULT ROCKS!!!!

Saturday, May 22, 2010

In Praise of the THIEF OF BAGDAD


Given the mass of publicity desending for PRINCE OF PERSIA, I figured now would be a good time to pay tribute to another, earlier Orientalist treasure from the Hollywood Golden Age (even though it was a British fim)...the THIEF OF BAGDAD.

A true fantasy film treasure...needless to say, as with so many things, they don't make 'em, like they used too...

Friday, May 21, 2010

Cool entry on Hollywood history

Sorry for the delay in entries...things god really hectic.

Anyway, here's an interesting item: who was the better prankster, paul newman or George Cooney?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Eye candy....

Just for the heck of it...and because I'm feeling lazy.

Eye candy...a perfect substitute for actual effort...

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Ronnie James Dio is dead


The Holy Diver will dive no more....

"Ronnie James Dio, a singer with the bands Rainbow, Black Sabbath and Dio, whose powerful, semioperatic vocal style and attachment to demonic imagery made him one of the best-loved figures in classic heavy metal, died on Sunday morning, according to an announcement on his Web site by his wife, Wendy. He was 67." (NY Times)

No one did power metal better than Dio, a soundtrack to my imaginative your. Rest in peace! You will be missed...

Friday, May 14, 2010

Gantasy TV is alive....

For those bummed at the cancellation of LEGEND OF THE SEEKER...here's some welcome news...

Rest in peace Kahlan...we hardly knew ya...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

99 cent price ending soon!

Just a friendly reminder...the special 99 cent pricing for the ebook edition of FIELD OF FIRE will be ending this Sunday. Place you order now in Amazon or Smashwords before it's too late....

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Frank Frazetta RIP



From the new York Times:

"Frank Frazetta, an illustrator of comic books, movie posters and paperback book covers whose visions of musclebound men fighting with swords and axes to defend scantily dressed women helped define fantasy heroes like Conan, Tarzan and John Carter of Mars, died on Monday in Fort Myers, Fla. He was 82."

Read the rest HERE.

Cover art has lost a major talent, Heavy Metal Magazine will never be the same....

Monday, May 10, 2010

Buck Rogers Lives!

At least according to this latest trailer for the upcoming online series...



"Pretty frickin' sweet!" Thus saith the sage Peter Griffin

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Review of FIELD OF FIRE from Fantasy Book Critic blog

FIELD OF FIRE has been reviewed on the Fantasy Book Critic Blog! Check out what they have to say....

"...The novel is very entertaining, fast paced and full of action with quite a few twists and turns that are not obvious. Macsen's odyssey while not untypical of similar tales in various genres, reads very well since he is never the cliche, all knowing/destined hero, but just a youngster with a thirst for knowledge and the wide world who grows quickly under harsh circumstances and later is not afraid to take the chances offered by events....A strong A and the potential for a great series if the sequels keep the pace, inventiveness and unpredictability of this one...."

Click
HERE to read the entire review.

Friday, May 7, 2010

FIELD OF FIRE on Fantasy Book Critics websiet!

FIELD OF FIRE has been added to Fantasy Book Critics Noteworthy Releases! A full review will be coming soon! Can’t wait to read it!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

The Golden Lance strikes Memory Lane

Ah...Hanna Barbara.... For those of us whose childhood took place during that magical time known as the 80's, this was the real Factory of Dreams...a place where cartoons of sublime brilliance were cranked out to seed the youthful imaginations of the world...

Okay, I'm laying in on a bit thick. But coming across this priceless gem,. courtesy of YouTube, brought back a lot of memories...just waiting for the movie to come out, given that they're recylcing everything else from that era...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Clash of the Titans


CLASH OF THE TITANS...to make this review short and to the point: don't waste your time. Boring, derivative, indulges in some light religion-bashing - the popular safe prejudice at the moment. And the 3d version is a total ripoff.

TITANS WILL CLASH...more like MONEY WILL BE WASTED.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Green Lantern...if only it were real....

Art vs real life...


Lena Headey as Cersei Lannister...I can see it. Here's an interesting comparison though...artists rendition vs. flesh and blood....




Monday, May 3, 2010

The future is colser than you think....

Interesting article from THE NEW YORKER about the coming dominance of the ebook reader...Old Publishers should be quaking in their cardigans....

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The Happy Warrior

Not really a fantasy-related post...but it helps on days when I'm feeling down...

 
Character of the Happy Warrior
By William Wordsworth
 
WHO is the happy Warrior? Who is he
That every man in arms should wish to be?
--It is the generous Spirit, who, when brought
Among the tasks of real life, hath wrought
Upon the plan that pleased his boyish thought:
Whose high endeavours are an inward light
That makes the path before him always bright:
Who, with a natural instinct to discern
What knowledge can perform, is diligent to learn;
Abides by this resolve, and stops not there,                
 
But makes his moral being his prime care;
Who, doomed to go in company with Pain,
And Fear, and Bloodshed, miserable train!
Turns his necessity to glorious gain;
In face of these doth exercise a power
Which is our human nature's highest dower;
Controls them and subdues, transmutes, bereaves
Of their bad influence, and their good receives:
By objects, which might force the soul to abate
Her feeling, rendered more compassionate;                   
 
Is placable--because occasions rise
So often that demand such sacrifice;
More skilful in self-knowledge, even more pure,
As tempted more; more able to endure,
As more exposed to suffering and distress;
Thence, also, more alive to tenderness.
--'Tis he whose law is reason; who depends
Upon that law as on the best of friends;
Whence, in a state where men are tempted still
To evil for a guard against worse ill,                      
 
And what in quality or act is best
Doth seldom on a right foundation rest,
He labours good on good to fix, and owes
To virtue every triumph that he knows:
--Who, if he rise to station of command,
Rises by open means; and there will stand
On honourable terms, or else retire,
And in himself possess his own desire;
Who comprehends his trust, and to the same
Keeps faithful with a singleness of aim;                    
 
And therefore does not stoop, nor lie in wait
For wealth, or honours, or for worldly state;
Whom they must follow; on whose head must fall,
Like showers of manna, if they come at all:
Whose powers shed round him in the common strife,
Or mild concerns of ordinary life,
A constant influence, a peculiar grace;
But who, if he be called upon to face
Some awful moment to which Heaven has joined
Great issues, good or bad for human kind,                   
 
Is happy as a Lover; and attired
With sudden brightness, like a Man inspired;
And, through the heat of conflict, keeps the law
In calmness made, and sees what he foresaw;
Or if an unexpected call succeed,
Come when it will, is equal to the need:
--He who, though thus endued as with a sense
And faculty for storm and turbulence,
Is yet a Soul whose master-bias leans
To homefelt pleasures and to gentle scenes;                 
 
Sweet images! which, wheresoe'er he be,
Are at his heart; and such fidelity
It is his darling passion to approve;
More brave for this, that he hath much to love:--
'Tis, finally, the Man, who, lifted high,
Conspicuous object in a Nation's eye,
Or left unthought-of in obscurity,--
Who, with a toward or untoward lot,
Prosperous or adverse, to his wish or not--
Plays, in the many games of life, that one                  
 
Where what he most doth value must be won:
Whom neither shape of danger can dismay,
Nor thought of tender happiness betray;
Who, not content that former worth stand fast,
Looks forward, persevering to the last,
From well to better, daily self-surpast:
Who, whether praise of him must walk the earth
For ever, and to noble deeds give birth,
Or he must fall, to sleep without his fame,
And leave a dead unprofitable name--                        
 
Finds comfort in himself and in his cause;
And, while the mortal mist is gathering, draws
His breath in confidence of Heaven's applause:
This is the happy Warrior; this is He
That every Man in arms should wish to be.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Adopt a Direwolf

Seriously, Hollywood animals need their own union....

FIELD OF FIRE update

Fields of Fire is now up adn running on Smashwords and CreateSpace. Should be up and running on Amazon within the the next day...already amde a sale, BTW!!!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Republishing announcement

Man, this is somewhat embarrassing...

Anyway, I've decided to rework the layout of my novel, change the cover, new title...everything, after some well-needed advice from Dave Dalglish...brilliant writer, BTW.

So...what was once known as THE STORM AT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD: BOOK ONE is NOW known by the even more awesome title (drum roll please....)

FIELD OF FIRE
Book One of the Storm at the Center of the World

PLEASE NOTE: if you bought a copy of the earlier edition, do not be afraid! The main text is completely unchanged, it's still the same story! If bought one, hold onto it...might be worth something one of these days... Same brilliance with a new wrapper, in effect.

Anyway, the new version is now available for download at Smashwords. Print and Kindle versions should be available within the next few days...and please, do let me know if there are any problems! Indie authors could use any and all feedback...

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The world belongs to those willing to hustle

Something that will interest any and all indie writers out there, male and female both looking to make it on their own in this cruel world, courtesy of the Art of Manliness...(cool title!)

"...the world belongs to hustlers."

Monday, April 19, 2010

Riverworld 2.0?

Didn't they already do this as a TV movie a few years back?

Darkon

I always respected the hell outta LARP'ers...guys who not only love fantasy, but actually want to live it. At least one filmmaker felt the same way....check this.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Indie Writers

Repost from Kindeboards...

I hope there's a future for Indie authors...and I believe there will be. What's happening to the publishing industry now is similar to what happened with the music industry a decade ago. New technology allowed those who create art to bypass the traditional gatekeepers and middlemen, allowing them to take what they create directly to the people. What the mp3 was to the record companies, the ebook might very well be to the publishers.It's a new frontier out there.

The downside, of course, is that bypassing the middlemen also means bypassing their ability to market you. Being an indie author is like being in a punk band a couple of decades ago - everything is DIY. You not only have to write the book, but edit it, design the cover, weed out every typo and misspelled word, publish it...and most of all, promote it, all by your lonesome. I'm still figuring it out...but I don't regret not going the traditional route. Spending three years writing and editing a manuscript just so it can sit at the bottom of some editorial assistants slush pile doesn't seem to be all that productive.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sometimes it really is crap

You gotta love Cracked.com, for pointing out something that fantasy lovers are willing to overlook...when cover art is good, it's good. But when its bad....

Heres the link.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Comics without the Supes

I gotta confession to make…I love comic books, but I hate superheroes. I know, seems like a rock or a hard place kind of situation, but the end result is turning to alternative storylines outside of mutant with weird metal claws flying around in tights…at the moment its Buck Rogers. Yes, THAT Buck Rogers…Dynamite restarted it as a comic series and so far its pretty damn good. Another B-Movie icon, Flash Gordon, was put out by Ardden…all I can say is the artwork is really awesome…

Also, if you don't like superheros, then The Boys might be just what the doctor ordered....

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Pet peeves

Yet another repost from the amazon boadrs (I'm lazy...sue me....)

Here's the link....

When it comes to fantasy series, the peeves are as follows:

1: Don't make too much of a good thing - many series that start out good and promising all to often lose their vitality by extending on further than they need to be. Thus, what was supposed to have been a trilogy becomes a pentalogy, then reach seven books, then ten, until finally the weary fan throws up his hand and says enough. Because at some point each new book ceases to have any relevance on the greater story, becomes more and more obsessed with meaningless subplots and minor characters, and comes across as just a big collection of filler material meant to stretch out a profitable series for the money. I can think of several fantasy series that fit this bill, epics which quite reasonably could have been wrapped up after volume four or five, but instead just kept on going, and going and going....

2: Don't let the setting overwhelm the story. There a lot of fantasy books out there where the author has spent a lot of time and energy creating a fantastically detailed world for the characters to reside in, and then when he (or she) actually sits down to write the story, decides to pause every few pages to describe, at length, some aspect of the political, social or magical system that causes the eyes to glaze after the third paragraph. ) I fully admit to being guilt of this back when I started writing...)

Setting matters in fantasy, perhaps more than any other genre. A fully developed world can enhance the story and make it better - The Wheel of Time and A Song of Ice and Fire are good examples of this - but they need to exist in balance. One shouldn't overwhelm the other.

3: Cardboard characters. Fantasy is genre that loves it's stereotypes, and all to often that results in characters that lack any real sense of depth. They're either pure, noble heroes or dark-hearted villains without a hint of redemption. Thankfully this seems to be less the case nowadays, but it still occurs...to my mind the best fantasy series are the one in which the characters are more shades of gray in their approach to things, where villains aren't always villains and heroes can walk on the dark side. Interesting characters make for interesting stories, and isn't that what's all about in the end - telling a story?

Anyway, there's my two cents on the matter...


Monday, March 29, 2010

Plant a seed, see what grows...

Here's another repost from a discussion on Amazon started by yours truly. It's amazing what happens when a bunch of fans get together to shoot the breeze...

"Why doesn't fantasy get the respect?

Over the last fifty or sixty years, it seems, there been a split in the world of literature, between those who write genre or popular fiction, and those who write literary. And while the genre writers tend to make the money, the literary guys get the respect. Which, I will admit, does seem a bit confusing.

Back on the old, old, really days, there wasn't such a distinction. Writers were writers, full stop. Arthur Conan Doyle created The Lost World along with Sherlock Holmes. Edgar Allen Poe was the godfather of horror, and one of the greatest writers in American letters. Heck, Isaac Asimov wrote about EVERYTHING, not just scifi. But nowadays if you mention the fact that you read fantasy, scifi or horror, let alone write it, they look on you as if crawled out of the gutter, a peasant among the aristocrats (for some reason, mystery writers get a pass...)

When did this division occur, and why? True, a lot of fantasy is just mindless escapism, but that's true of a lot of stuff considered highbrow. And authors like George R.R. Martin or Scott Bakker turn out thoughtful and highly observant work on the human condition...which just so happens to be set in worlds where magic and dragons exist. Yet the literary establishment derides it as trash.

When you get down to it, literary fiction is basically just another genre, with its own themes, character types, and it's own audience. So I ask, why doesn't fantasy fiction get the respect of the critics?

And is that necessarily a bad thing?"

Here's the link. Follow to see the responses...very cool.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

First review!

I got my first review from a reader, and it’s a good one…

“I read about this book on one of the discussions on Amazon, thought I would try it, so downloaded to my Kindle. I enjoyed the book very much, wish the next one was here already, as I want to find out what happens to Macsen, the main character next. I loved the concept of the story, not the average,run of the mill fantasy, but a world that is Islands floating in the sky and flying ships to get to the different ones. Reminded me of the Island of Sky in my old EQ days,lol. The Storm at the Center of the World has lots of action, intrigue, war, pirates,magic, a very good read, loved it , can't wait for more”

Very nice indeed….
here's the link....

Friday, March 19, 2010

The old school style

Anothe rpost from the Amazon board...here's the link....

Remember the good old days, when men were men, elves were pointy-eared wimps and orcs were killing machines whose sole purpose was to be swordbait for our might-thewed heroes, chopped down by the battalion in the endless war between good and evil?

Fantasy has always been a prisoner of it’s clichés, and for the longest time you could open up a book in the genre and be pretty sure what you were going to find: barbarians, sorcerers, and some variation of Tolkienesque elves, orcs, etc. In other words, pretty much what you would find around a Dungeons & Dragons table on a Saturday night.

Now though, the old-school stuff is pretty much gone. For better or worse it seems like fantasy as a genre is maturing, expanding beyond its origins to embrace new ideas. Words without magic, where humans are the only species (more or less….) Stories were science fiction and fantasy are blended together to the point that it’s hard to tell where one begins and the other ends…paranormal romance….

Now, I’m not objecting to any of this. Any genre has to evolve it’s going to stay relevant. But sometimes I miss the old school. So, here’s a question for other fan-atics (pun fully intended….) Can anyone think of a fantasy novel that came out in the last decade or so that goes back to the original style, with elves, orcs, and other fey critters, princesses being fed to dragons and gallant cardboard heroes without a hint of depth fighting against overwhelming odds before ultimately slaying a generic Dark Lord-type villain?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Fantasy films...via Amazon.

Posted this in an online discussion on Amazon.com about why fantasy movies aren't as good as the books they'e based on...here's the link if your interested....

"I think part of the problem is two-fold…first, what looks good on the page doesn’t always translate well on the screen. With a book the reader can use his own imagination. But translating that story to an actual image is a different matter entirely. What looks wondrous in your head might turn out to be risible on the screen. Eragon is a good example of this effect – what seemed epic and amazing in a book comes across as bloated and pompous in a movie.

Also, Hollywood has a sad track record of translating fantasy stories to the screen, because they always take the easy way out, relying on the most hackneyed stereotypes and clichés when it comes to a plot, cutting out the more edgy or complicated stuff that often makes the story work, and relying on FX to make up for the deficiency. Look at the Golden Compass – the studio cut out all the religious and atheist references, mainly because they didn’t want to scare away certain segments of the audience. The problem is, those issues about religious belief are what make the story work, regardless of your opinion on the matter; take them away and all that’s left is another boilerplate coming-of-age story that’s instantly forgettable the minute you leave the theatre.

Basically, Hollywood views fantasy as broad mindless entertainment for the masses But a lot of the really good stuff in the genre is actually very thoughtful, and quite dark, which doesn’t work when you’re taking the lowest-common-denominator approach to entertainment. Here’s hoping, BTW, that HBO resists the temptation to dumb-down A Game of Thrones when they start filming….

Anyway, just my two cents on the matter."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Hustle and not flow....

Back up and running again on CreateSpace…Kindle soon to follow. Then come’s the real work…the long hard slog of publicity! Ah yes…writing was the fun part, editing even had its charms. But getting people to actually part with their hard earned money, getting them to buy the end result of years of blood, sweat and hand cramp, now that’s the real trick!

It’s a brave new world all right…instead of the publishing house hustling a few big names, there’s a thousand indies hustling for themselves. The trick, of course, is to find a way to stand out from the pack.

Monday, March 15, 2010

I'M BACK!!!!

I'M BACK, BABY!!!

Finally completed the redit…should soon be back up and running on Amazon and all
points east. This is it, the final edit (except the revsion of Book two…ugh….)

Was it good for you?

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Olympic Dragons?

Is it just me, or does the NBC coverage of the Winter Olympic feature the promo for HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON on repeat? Not only that, but they have Bob Costas integrating the advertising for a Viking kiddie flick into his dialogue (to his credit, Bob seems to be able to pull it off without choking on his words....)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

False advertising

To quote Peter Griffin...wanna know what grins my gears?

Okay, there are many things that cause the red stuff flowing in these veins to reach a boil...today's source of gripiness is EVONY. Yes, if you've been anywhere on the Web during the last year, you've probably seen those chesy ad's featuring a busty young woman in a low-cut faux-peasant or princess outfit, along with some cheesy come-hither line like "How may I serve you, my lord" wink wink, nudge nudge...all deceptive advertising for yet another HTML based strategy RPG that rapidly becomes as boring as watching whale poop dry...always be afraid of anything whose advertising is more interesting than the final product. Like going to Albuquerque. Or Playing Magic: the Gathering sober.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Just another bloody update

Slowly but sure, the re-re-re-rediting process continues….

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Percy jackson...what a waste of time!

I saw Pecry Jackson and the Olympians over the weekend, and walked out of the theatre with that all-too-depressingly-familiar sensation of having wasted ten bucks and two hours of my life, neither of which I will ever get back.

Pretty much anyone with half a brain can see that this basically a rip-off of Harry Potter, another example of if one is good, twenty are better. And yes, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery…but come on! They weren’t even trying here! Five minutes after the opening credits and it was pretty clear what the plot of the movie would be, who the true villain was, and basically how everything would go. It was like the screenwriters had a coming-of-age-fantasy-tale checklist and were ticking off the items one by one. “Mother abducted by evil dark lord villain…check. Tough girl romantic interest...check. Romantic interest and male lead initially hate each other, but then change their minds…check Golden boy school/camp/dorm mate who starts out as a true friend but turns out to be a baddie in disguise…check.”

Originality isn’t something Hollywood is known for these days, but couldn’t they at least have made an effort, instead of employing a cut-and-paste plot that a fifth-rate hack could have written while drunk, stones and tripping? Not to mention Pierce Brosnan as a centaur…you could tell he was just putting in the bare minimum of effort in order to justify a paycheck.

I could and links to a few reviews, but why bother? Here’s the IMDB board for this piece of drek…my opinion is by no means unique.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Fantasy Olympics

The Olympics are here. Great, two weeks of non-stop coverage of sports that at any other time would be regarding as unspeakably obscure. Speed skating....bobsledding...curling? What's next, icefishing? Gold medal for the guy who catches the biggest winter tout, bonus points if he does it drunk?

Then again, I never really got sports in general, so all this goodwill and brotherhoodiness makes the unrepentant cynic in me snarl with rage. Still, after a moments though, perhaps there would be a way to create a fantasy version of the Olympic games, one that doesn't suck, guaranteed to draw high ratings. For instance:

Instead of ice dancing (which seems like figure skating, only more inane) we have Yeti wrestling. Of course, there's no evidence that Yeti's actually exist, but if they did, then we should put one in a cage and have the best fighters in the world step in for one-on-one combat. Winner to be determined by numbers of grabs, pins...oh yeah, and actually coming out alive.

Gnome soccer - same as the regular game, only instead of a FIFA approved ball, we have twelve-inch high mythical nature spirit being booted across the field. That fact that it can run on it's own should play hob with the off-sides rule...

And my personal favorite - orc headbutting. The name says it all, the athlete gets into a headbashing contest with an an orc. The one who lasts the longest before falling passing out get the gold and a years supply of aspirin.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Err...regarding my novel

First, a rant.

I really, really, REALLY HATE editing. After spending the better part of a year doing a line by line edit of my novel, I am now forced to pull it from the virtual bookshelf because...well, I won't go into details, but it turns out that a years worth of detailed editing wasn't enough.

Okay...so now I'm gonna get drunk. Really drunk. The kind of drunk that involves many empty bottles of strong drink with exotic names. Then, after the headache wears off, it's back to the keyboard. And this I'll get it right, and get it done quick.

Never fear, THE STORM AT THE CENTER OF THE WORLD will be back....sigh....

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Whelan-ized

Snow it's snowing...which brings to mind the idea of fantasy and snow...which brings to mind an old Joan D. Vinge novel, The Soow Queen, which brings to mind the guy who did the cover art fro that book, Michael Whelan. In the world of fantasy and scifi art, Whelan is something of a giant. When you think of some of the biggest books in the genre over the last few decades (as well as some of the more awful offerings out there) a Whelan-painted cover is on the front more often than not.

Anyway, he pretty much retiredfrom that racket a while back to focus on painting full time. He also lives in my state, another point in his favor...Here's a link to Whelan's website. Peruse and perceive....

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Snow!!!!!

All I can say is...ugh! At this point anyone rhapsodizing about a white Christmas deserves to be pelted to death with snowballs...

Monday, February 8, 2010

Perfect prose

Prose matters. That's something that took me a while to truly understand. You can gave the greatest story in the world, but if the style of writing is flat that it will have as much impact as a dead fish falling on a garbage heap.

To that end, I've been re-reading Neal Stephenson's THE BAROQUE CYLE. Not strictly a fantasy series, though alchemy does play a part in it, but eh prose...pure poetry flowing across the page. From beginning to end it captivates (and given that each book approaches near a thousand pages, there is a lot to be captivated about.) Good prose does that, pulling you into the story, creating a golden glow in the as it carries you into another world...in fact, I would wager that is the writing style is good enough, plot becomes unnecessary. The prose will be enough.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Steampunk stuff

I've been on something of a steampunk trip the past few days...thinking about writing a Steampunk'ish novel. So in the interests of spreading the word, a few links to interesting things floating around the web, steampunk related....

Steampunk Magazine...pretty self-explanatory....

The Clockwork Century, Cherie Priests alternative history in the 19th century...stories set in Seattle. Think Steampunk meets Wild West...

The Steampunk Home...interesting blog on the subject...

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Maneating mutant chickens...a new trend?

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and given the nature of pop culture in general whenever one thing becomes popular it isn't long before a dozen of cheap imitations follow. X-Men came out in 200, and soon afterward i not a summer passes without a slew of new superhero movies (They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point since most of the big characters have been used up..good thing too, since some of the best superhero stories out there involve some of the more obscure characters.) And though Stephanie Meyer tends to get the credit (or the blame...) for the latest paranormal romance vampire craze, it's really being ongoing since the mid top late 90's, with Laurell K. Hamiton, Charlaine Harris and so on. Harry Potter begat Eragon and Percy Jackson...and so on

The general trend, when it comes to, um...trends, is to ride the whirlwind until it runs out of breath. Given the lemming-like nature of the creative class, may I suggest a new motif to pillage when the latest fda finally run their course - maneating mutant chickens. No seriously, work with it for a sec. First, some brave soul needs to write a bestselling novel or make a blockbuster film about brave heroes facing genetically created, fifty foot tall mutant maneating chickens. In a world gone made, a few brave souls stand their ground against a horde of craze poultry...good tag line. Said novel or million makes, like, a billion bucks. Then every other hack writer, movie studio and TV producer jumps on the barnyard-animals-gone-wild gravy train, and before you know it we have romantic books about love in a post-apocalyptic world dominated by sentient turkey overlords that cruelly oppress the human race, a TV series about teens in a Typical American High School (which tend to be NOTHING like actual high schools in real life...for one thing the kids are distressing free of acne. And TV high schools tended to be better funded than the the real thing....) facing a conspiracy of secretly intelligent sheep seeking to raise the ancient Dread Sheep Lord of the Pit from his eternal slumber to bring forth an age of war and blood against the two-legged creatures of the world, and so on. Academic experts in need of a paycheck write theses in which they prove that demonic domesticated creature are a really a parable for man's uncertain relationship with the natural world. We then work the trend until it get to the point where they're making Attack of the Demon Rooster parodies, at which point the original audience ages out and grows up, while the rest of the world loses interest and the money stops flowing in. Of course, by now a whole new trend will be emerging to rake its place, and the process starts anew...

Hey, it would work! And given the nature of popular culture, it's more than not likely....